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28. Single. Lesbian.

Things you will find on this blog: Brittana, feminism, cats, lesbian ships, food, and geology.

Aug 22 '14

Unsolicited Old People Advice #3

rugsagenda:

What to do about everything else:

Trust your gut feeling. Gut microbes are largely responsible for your gut feeling and it’s very likely that bacteria will survive us on this planet, so shut up and listen! If you can’t hear anything from your gut, use your mind. Use logic. Pros and cons. Whatever.

If all else fails, just do what you CAN. Human beings synthesize happiness frequently. Don’t worry.

Or maybe write porn.

Aug 22 '14
juggahnaut:

bookporn:

Believe it or not

Okay, I just love how they drew everybody’s face.
Anne Frank’s all like, “Oh, too depressing? It was the fucking Holocaust.”

juggahnaut:

bookporn:

Believe it or not

Okay, I just love how they drew everybody’s face.

Anne Frank’s all like, “Oh, too depressing? It was the fucking Holocaust.

(Source: literatureismyutopia)

Aug 22 '14
Aug 22 '14

(Source: spuftana)

Aug 22 '14

What are some slogans for each type?

myersandbriggs:

ESFP: Can I smoke this?

ISTP: No, I’m not a serial killer.

INTJ: Are you wrong or am I right?

ESTJ: Doing nothing out of the ordinary since the beginning of time

ESTP: Hold my beer…

ISFJ: I’m sorry, eh?

ISTJ: Bureaucracies give me hard-ons

ENTJ: No, you don’t understand, I really am a Nigerian Prince!

ENTP: It’s only game. Why you heff to be mad?

ISFP: Can I smoke this while listening to Drake?

INFP: Why is nobody interested in the special snowflake things I’m interested in? :(

ESFJ: muh feelings, muh social norms

ENFP: holds up spork

INTP: Where are my underpants?

ENFJ: muh feelings, muh humanistic values

INFJ: whimpers quietly

Aug 22 '14
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"My response to the “I am not a feminist” internet phenomenon….

First of all, it’s clear you don’t know what feminism is. But I’m not going to explain it to you. You can google it. To quote an old friend, “I’m not the feminist babysitter.”

But here is what I think you should know.

You’re insulting every woman who was forcibly restrained in a jail cell with a feeding tube down her throat for your right to vote, less than 100 years ago.

You’re degrading every woman who has accessed a rape crisis center, which wouldn’t exist without the feminist movement.

You’re undermining every woman who fought to make marital rape a crime (it was legal until 1993).

You’re spitting on the legacy of every woman who fought for women to be allowed to own property (1848). For the abolition of slavery and the rise of the labor union. For the right to divorce. For women to be allowed to have access to birth control (Comstock laws). For middle and upper class women to be allowed to work outside the home (poor women have always worked outside the home). To make domestic violence a crime in the US (It is very much legal in many parts of the world). To make workplace sexual harassment a crime.

In short, you know not what you speak of. You reap the rewards of these women’s sacrifices every day of your life. When you grin with your cutsey sign about how you’re not a feminist, you ignorantly spit on the sacred struggle of the past 200 years. You bite the hand that has fed you freedom, safety, and a voice.

In short, kiss my ass, you ignorant little jerks.”

"
Libby Anne  (via mroscarisaac)

(Source: dumbledoresarmy-againstbigotry)

Aug 22 '14

jade-homestuck-harley:

essayofthoughts:

indigoumbrella:

essayofthoughts:

indigoumbrella:

huffpostarts:

In The Not So Distant Future, Glow-In-The-Dark Trees Could Replace Street Lights

Is that… is that even healthy?

There are sea organisms and fungi which glow in the dark and there’s fireflies and jellyfish which glow in the dark. It doesn’t do them any harm nor does it do the people around them any harm. I would say its pretty healthy, as well as it would mean more photosynthesis happening in cities which mean cleaner air.

I was just curious about how they were doing it and for some reason I didn’t think to click the link. But thanks! It makes more sense now. I was afraid it was some kind of chemical thing.

nah just genetic modification using existing bioluminescent genes. Genetics is really cool, and so is bioluminescence. I mean they’ve already made pigs glow using jellyfish genes and pigs are waaay more complicated than trees iirc. So they’re actually (i think) less likely to muck it up with trees.

In which case

GLOWY

FORESTS

GLOWY

TREES

GLOWY

EVERYTHING

(I like glowy things)

All hail the mighty glow tree

Aug 22 '14
bibliophilicwitch:

indigobluerose:

openbookstore:

So dramatic!

This has made me laugh really loudly, twice.

I’M FUCKING PRINTING THIS AND POSTING IT EVERYWHERE

bibliophilicwitch:

indigobluerose:

openbookstore:

So dramatic!

This has made me laugh really loudly, twice.

I’M FUCKING PRINTING THIS AND POSTING IT EVERYWHERE

Aug 22 '14

certifiedbottom:

i cant believe oprah just changed math forever and theres nothing we can do about it

(Source: versaceslut)

Aug 22 '14
Aug 21 '14

merchel:

"i’m gonna bring back your favorite character, but i’m gonna make him a romantic interest for the worst character on the show!!!!!"

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Aug 21 '14
Aug 21 '14

typicalbecca:

oftaggrivated:

kavaeric:

je-suis-cocopuff:

micdotcom:

Your bottled water habit is sucking California dry

If you’re reading this, chances are very high that your home has at least one — and maybe more! — magic appliance that produces clean water suitable for drinking. That’s one reason to avoid paying for bottled water.

Another reason? There’s a good chance the water you’re buying at the supermarket was bottled in California, a state currently enduring a severe drought.

Turn on the tap instead Follow micdotcom

(Images via MotherJones)

EVERYONE PLEASE AT LEAST TAKE A QUICK SECOND TO LOOK AT THIS

BECAUSE IT IS EFFECTING THE EXACT AREA I LIVE IN

Lots of people believe bottled water is safer and cleaner than tap water, when in reality there’s no evidence proving such a thing.

http://kids.nationalgeographic.com/kids/stories/spacescience/water-bottle-pollution/

http://edition.cnn.com/2013/11/19/health/upwave-bottled-water/

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/study-bottled-water-safer-tap-water/story?id=87558

Penn & Teller’s Bullshit!: Bottled Water segment, gives a very good and thorough summary of the bottled water culture https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHx6BX3HZJc

You want better water? Buy a Zero filter. SRSLY. Stop buying bottled if possible. You need water with you? Get reusable acrylic or glass water bottles (wrapped in a silicon sleeve) and fill it up from your filter pitcher. SAVE MONEY, SAVE MY STATE

If you’re buying these brands, you’re killing my state and your food supply.

Fuck you. Drink tap water or drop $30 on a Brita or we’ll all be paying for it in no time.

Aug 21 '14
snixxx-ky-snuts:

HeYa sharing the same shirt?

snixxx-ky-snuts:

HeYa sharing the same shirt?

Aug 20 '14
siphotos:

Thirteen-year-old sensation Mo’ne Davis, who plays for Philadelphia’s Taney Dragons, has become the first Little Leaguer to grace the national cover of Sports Illustrated. The 5-foot-4 inch, 111-pound eighth grader is not only taking the Little League World Series by storm, but also she has captured the nation’s attention. 
SI STAFF: More information on Mo’ne Davis cover GALLERY: View all of SI’s 2014 Covers 

siphotos:

Thirteen-year-old sensation Mo’ne Davis, who plays for Philadelphia’s Taney Dragons, has become the first Little Leaguer to grace the national cover of Sports Illustrated. The 5-foot-4 inch, 111-pound eighth grader is not only taking the Little League World Series by storm, but also she has captured the nation’s attention. 

SI STAFF: More information on Mo’ne Davis cover 
GALLERY: View all of SI’s 2014 Covers